What I want for my Present: Cigars!

I have decided this christmas to beg for simple presents that my wife can determine easily for me. My selection, as always, is my favorite cigar from white-owl-cigars.com. She doesn’t even have to take leave of the apartment, she can go on the web (I have all my favorites sites saved) and place the order there. As far as anything else, she can head over to the closest retailer and pick something up. She mentions every Christmas that I am totally difficult man to purchase for. But we have been together for almost 15 years! And if she doesn’t know the things I admire by now, I give up. I constantly articulate every Christmas, “I got to have smokes”, I smoke 1 or 2 a day, and that adds up. I bought a humidor for holding my smokes, “what’s that for?” my wife askes. Well my love, it’s to keep my cigars alive. So, if you get me some for christmas I can keep them in that for a few months and pull a stogie when I am ready to enjoy one. Although I have to say, I was blessed with luck last year, my wife bought me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The prior year, she bought me a fishing pole, because I said I would like to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing only once since then, but guess what, I still puff 1-2 smokes a day. In the end what do I want for the holiday this year? I want Smokes, and anything else would just be an additional enjoyment.

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